Sunday, 26 November 2017

Why i couldn't be a columnist

Happy with my writing a gentleman just asked me, "Himadri. Why don't u make a regular career as a freelance columnist or even a specialist film critic....."
Sir, because nobody wants to hire me and pay for it.
They reject me saying..
I'm over qualified, un-affordable, underage, I don't have a cat, I don't live in the Himalayas, I've accented English,I don't"catch up for couple of drinks" and discuss work, I've a dog and I kept her name Gucci, because I follow krk on Twitter, I can't type in any language other than English, and farooq abdullah thinks pok has fathers, whosoever.. and I like when momota didi speaks hindi, I have less experience in office politics or sometimes because roses are red and violets are blue and बागों में बहार है मैडम?
and they end up saying "We'll get back to you"
Even Anuska sharma and Virat Kohli are back, but the HR doesn't come back to you.
hence, sir, I couldn't be something you suggested..

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