Tuesday, 11 November 2014

kinds of people on grooming

Ordinary man = all he needs is 1 soap to bath, either washes hair and body with dove or uses lifebuoy soap for past 35 years, everywhere.

Ordinary woman = doesn't wax because it increases the growth and has own logic to all becauses.

Metrosexual man = knows the difference between conditioners and masks, has all toiletries with 'for men' mark, shaves off well. Everywhere!

Metrosexual woman = visits parlour, thinks about diet control, anything to look young forever.

Smart man = might not know the difference between hot wax or cold wax but prefers to stay clean, uses toiletries according to requirements. Might hesitate to try the new trends but would surely do if pushed by others.

Smart woman= knows how to mix and match brands and clothes, never waxes the face with veet strips, doesn't matter if she visits parlour once in 6 months but is always well groomed and knows well how to carry 200rs tank top with 3500rs jeans.

Hypocrite asshole of highest order: looks like a bhaloo, never waxes, consider ordinary man as fuddu, Metrosexual man as Gay, criticises smart man to be show off useless fellow, knows nothing about face foundation and mousse but speaks the loudest for women being morphed or painted to attract men, boasts their presence for being 'original' and calls their laziness, unaware of social trends annd no confidence to be the 'robust manliness'

Dumb birdbrained selfproclaimed chick = considers the world to be blind and shows off her Karol Bagh wala Fendi clutche, palika wali Gucci wedges with ex boyfriend ki gifted original guess wali jeans. Calls everything newly purchased sarojini item to be the gifted one by her chacha mama taya bhaiya bhabhi jija from london, Canada, dubai, South Africa respectively and that mobile which is gifted on Rakhi by her munh bola Brother whom she kept on seesaw-ing on friendzone cum to-be-boyfriendzone \m/

O yeah yeah yeah :~*


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