Saturday, 26 October 2013

Some random sapiosexual late night verbal encounter

Case history :- Met a random guy last night, no profile picture but a photo of dinosaurs. after a long I had some crazy chat with some firangi. 


He :You are a writer?
Me: who said that? Nay, I sell Egg Parathas! 

He: I just asked.. Paratha is okay but egg? Dont u think world needs veganism today
ME: yeah! I am trying to experiment with green grass parathas!

HE: (abt 225 ppl have liked ur pic though u dont look like katy perry, its weird)
ME: jesus! How would I look like Katty Perry? We don't share same parents!! 

HE:Dont u think u r very funny 
ME: Why would I waste time to doubt and question the immortal universal truths?? 

HE: Dammit, an indian woman i.e a subjugated oppressed human mammal is trying to dominate an ethnic frenchman!
ME:Such awesomeness! Too hard to handle!! Try paddling :o) it'd work.. maybe!

ME : (continued) Don't tickle my feminist bones you Frenchman.. I eat french fries in larger amount with french wine while enjoying French kisses with my male chauvinist man!

HE: Well indian man is inherently misogynist, i m sorry for that 
ME: And you cannot feel the pleasure to dominate the king of misogynists that's Indian woo-men..
HE: Hahahahahaha
ME: :o) I'm one rarest of the rarest breeds.. bow down I'm the queen.. 

HE: Well, my european ancestors have ruled over your indian ancestors. It would be bit odd if i allow u to dominate
ME: As I said.. be chained to the bedpost and let my whips answer your questions Leave a text to your European ancestors.. you've met Lilith the mother of their devils!!

HE: What makes u so bold. U r indian woman, right?
ME: 80% devil and 20% Angel (pseudo - only in bpl card) 
100% pure Indian OK tested keep distance horny please 

HE: Dammit, i never met indian woman like u , who are you?
ME: I'm in mood of some sapiosexual flirt.. got a socially confused dinosaur to roast and chew!!

HE: You sound scary 
ME: That's a typical statement I get and I grammatically transform it into a compliment who am I? 
Be my slave.. do as I command.. or simple do homework on me!! 
(Continued)Scary? Did I tell you about my supernatural powers that I get by my cannibalism 

HE: Seeing you, i can say india is proressing , at least there exist few women who r not scared of men and society.
ME: Men? Society? They're both born out of women.. we make them.. at every inch of the road they cover in the journey of their lives.. from correction to erection! Welcome to India.. we still wear saree and keep long veils in front of our elders but wear jeans instead of petticoats so that we can show our skills of kick boxing when required.. women are the cause of their own miseries Mr.Frenchman..

HE: Wow...Who are you?
ME: I love it when firangi go curious about me.. Just a mediocre, woman, daughter, lover, sapiosexually high human with peculiar sense of humor! :o)

HE: Huhh
ME: Come on.. stalk my profile.. ogle my pictures.. be fascinated.. Google about me.. read me.. try to create castle of ideas and judgements about me.. do homework French dino!! Europeans are not supposed to be lazy like Indians . 

HE: Ogle ur pictures? Lol, self praise is no praise
ME: it's a season of self praise.. (elections) everybody is doing so.. Did I tell you the extra perks of being cannibal? *narcissism*
Even our political parties also follow narcissism 

HE: Hahahahaha
ME: Healthy flirtations need healthy brains
Healthy brains need healthy body
Healthy body needs good food
Good food at this fucking time needs to be cooked..
Let me cook maggi BRB!
HE: Rofl

 late night sapiosexual flirt it was 

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Exegesis of The Virgins by Siddharth Tripathi

The Virgins by Siddharth Tripathi

Concomitance! What else should I call it?
After Tapti was published in Storizen, my dear friend Mukesh Rijhwani called me. We often share our current reading categories and being into classics, I shared some beautiful lines written by Mark Twain about Varanasi in his book Following The Equator "Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!" Apropos of that, He suggested me a book, 'The Virgins'. Embryonically, I refused to read by judging the book by its title. But then, Coincidentally, of course, Siddharth Tripathi happened to be my fellow guest speaker in an author mentorship workshop. Meeting this gentleman and schmoozing about general issues we discussed about his debut 'The Virgins', His narrative skills bedazzled me to read his book and the soonest, I received the copy from Fingerprint Publishing.

Quite a light read of contemporary fiction, I will not prefer to critique or rate the book but I found it a conglomerated roller coaster of the ups and downs of the interest.
Siddharth's aesthetics is one of the much praiseworthy things in the book as the way he has portrayed Varanasi really picturesque.

The theme, structure and storyline didn't magnetized me much as it is the story of three teens with their blatant and extemporaneous perspective evolve into the gadfly to all. The Jungle raj and local school kids cosa nostra and the troubles. The number of characters and see-saw of humour and suspense gives the mixed shades to the book.

Siddhartha's language is palpable, coloured with various regional dialects that makes it laymen friendly.
It was a light and good read. My best wishes to Siddhartha for his future promulgations. 

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Bapu! You Rock Man!!

Dear Baapu,

Hi.. Many many happy returns of the day. Happy birthday.
Although, I don't know what you have done for our country and I actually don't care. Some say you are the cause of our freedom and some hate you for the division. Most of them say, you did nothing and all credits were given to you.

Yet, to be honest, who cares? I want to tell you, I love your quotes, it always pulls a good number of likes on my facebook status and get retweeted a lot of times. I like your apps on my Iphone too.

you won't believe, I have bought your autobiography, 'Experiments with truth' to show off. I usually take it out in the metro. LOL
To confess, when I was a kid, for a long time, I thought you are a south indian and popular for your son 'Dineshan' ( Gandhi is the father of Dineshan) eventually I got to know it's The Nation.

I mean you're hyped so much, you see, on Tee-shirts and everywhere, you know it looks cool. We can portray ourselves to be true Indian with moral and non-violence characteristics. And the super cool thing is when you wear a Gandi Tee from Tantra and Enjoy the Rock night boozing with hot chicks in Hard Rock Cafe.. LOL Fusion of being Mod and Old you see.. *wink wink*
I have watched all the movies they made on you. Munna Bhai was good, at least it made clear what 'Gandhigiri' means.
Whenever the word Gandhi comes in my mind, I frown for but obvious reasons, we crack jokes, (earlier it was one Gandhiji and three monkeys and now it's three Gandhiji and one monkey -MMS ) ROFL!!

Now Gandhi means Sonia and Rahul. People say Congress has ruined the country, corruption, filthy politics and blah blah but for me they all are same you see.. I don't even know what politics is and how constitution works. who has time to read and know all these things.. But I tell you, you really work man.. you're the most powerful thing nowadays- I mean your smiling face on the currency.. LMAO!!

I mean, you are cool man!! I don't have any problems with you. they have hyped you and for me you're a fashion statement. Although we are taught since childhood about you and even now when we study philosophy, it is incomplete without you.. I sort of respect you for what you were and your ideology but the time has changed now.. things don't get worked in your way.. See, Anna LOL, Kejriwal ne kiya bawaal.. and Jhaadoo?? I mean seriously ? ROFLMFAO..!!

Anyways, I gotta go, All that matters,It's holiday, we all have an off and we have planned a lunch but why the hell did they make it a dry day man!! bullshit.. Life is to enjoy and how are we supposed to enjoy without booze? Not done!
Still we are 'Jugaadu' LOL, we have purchased it yesterday only and I promise, we shall cheers for your birthday.

Once again, Happy birthday, you rock, for whatever reasons. and thanks for the holiday.

Lots of love  and hashtags of 'Respect' XOXO MUAAH <3 <3

~ A Youth of 90-20s