Monday, 1 October 2012

Media ka Bhoot by himmilicious

Media...
Me-diya (Media)
jisme sab diya hi diya hai ji.. no liya!
Chahe vo good performance ka credit ho.. ya salary ka account me debit ho..
jagmagati duniya, T.V par aate reporter.. badi badi celebrities ke chatar-patar batiyate reporter..
and to be honest, dude.. they travel by scooter!!
yaad hai mujhko, bachpan se main bhi ‘me-diya” me jana chahti thi.. bas.. parmatma ne “dene” se bacha liya.. warna bujhe hu
ye “diye” ki tarah, khaak chhan rahi hoti aur mere likhe article , Miss. Aarti ka kal hote..
“Aarti..?? haan, vohi.. jo har channel, har newspaper aur har “Me-diya” agency me hoti hai..
jisko hum jaise log dekh kar man-hi-man namak pade kenchuon ki tarah kulbulate hain.. aur vo din-ba-din “dayan-mehengai” ki tarah promotion par promotion nigalti jati hai..
..thoda dosti badhate huye maine usko kaha..” areh.. aarti, suno.. ye maine kuchh likha tha.. tum toh MEDIA me ho.. zara kuchh dekh lena”
aisi jehrili madhubhari muskurahat thi ki murda fir madhumeh se gusalkhane me chitt ho jaye.. “haan haan.. sure baby.. you write really well”
.. bas, yahin meri akal lota liye apni lungi sukhane khet me gayi thi, subah akhbaar uthaya toh, mere lekh par lagi leekh me se juyein nikal aayi thi.. aur niche naam likha tha.. Miss. Aarti!!
you write really well” ke “well” me mujhe dhakka de gayi.. aur jab main apna gobar puta sa muh lekar use mili.. toh “thanks darling” kehte huye “all is well” ka gana suna gayi!!!!
bas…!! Usi din dadi ji ki kahani yaad aa gayi “chudailo ki nagri” chamchamati.. dil lubhati.. andar ghuste hi jo tel pila danda andar jata hai bhaisaahab kya batayein..
creativity ka keeda peti baandh apne sasuraal bhag jata hai..
shambhu ne gate bandh karte huye kaha tha.. “memsahib.. yahan koi apna nahi.. kya roz roz thaila tange apni likhi huyi pothi uthaye ghoomti ho.”
.. aaj sach me lag raha hai.. jab is khokhli khaai ke andar jhaank kar dekha..
ameer kaise ameer hota hai aur gareeb apne bachche paalne ke liye apni jeebh ko vaccume cleaner banaye kya kya saaf karta hai..
chutiyanandan balasuman iyer se baat huyi toh unhone kaha “areh neech, neech hi rahenge..” maine poocha. “ab media me jatiwad kahan se aa gaya”??
itne me hi piche se chutinder singh boobiya ji (bade hi sammanniye hain sabke)
o ji.. yahan kaun bada aur kaun chota.. sabki bhajiya paao hoti hai..”
trust me I’ve noticed the “sammanniyata”as he left the place..
“Ma#$%^&*(… hai saala budhau, tharki.. kal vo intern aayi thin na.. uska interview isi ne liya tha.. goli kha kar..”
aur sach maniye.. unke thahaako ki goonj me mera media ka bhoot sirf yehi keh paya..
“media ke bhoot, tu hai gadho ka poot.. bhool ke bhi yahan na moot”
abhi kahani ke jaam ko nahi mili saaki hai.. Mrs.Batra se abhi mulakaat baaki hai..
fir milti hu..






© Unskilled, Amateur, Digressed and Impromptu but totally Himmilicious.
“MEDIA"

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